Now that I've gotten the haikus out of the way for this year.

Now that I've gotten the important things (i.e. the haikus) taken care of, I can get back to the things that are really important. I don't yet know what these things are. They probably deal with peanuts.
Peanuts are a common allergen. This is unfortunate for many, for peanuts are a nice treat. I myself like them in many varieties, be they honey roasted, or merely salted. But that's neither here nor there. What really matters, is the way peanuts relate to bread. Sandwiches, in particular. Peanut butter can be combined with a wide variety of toppings, be they jellies or bananas, to form a tasty bit of bread and topping delight. Peanut butter, however versatile it may be, should never be combined with mayonnaise; that's simply disgusting. The peanut butter should not be blamed for this, however. True fault lies in the role that the mayonnaise plays.
I'm no condiment connoisseur, but I do know that mayonnaise is one terrible topping. I know little about its origins, but I even that is significantly more than I care to know. In my humble opinion, mayonnaise is terrible. And thats what matters, my humble opinion. And I bet mayonnaise doesn't appreciate sarcasm, either.